The Unnatural

As Protag mentioned earlier he and I went out this past Friday. What he failed to mention was that the very forward Sarah saw him standing in the middle of a very crowded bar and beckoned him over to talk to her. Protag walked in, relaxed, felt confident and was immediately snatched up by a gorgeous woman who was very cool. That is the end game. To be so badass and confident that people will go out of their way to talk to you. Work beckons.

jonnys so money and he doesn't even know it

So me and johnny6 went out tonight and it was fucking awesome. I don't think I'll ever be that smooth at approaching. What I learned (from jonny) was don't be afraid to approach and girls are out at the bar to get laid. Case in point, game over game over. Now when to call the very forward sara?

This is from a conversation I had with Protag this morning. I was going to edit it but I think I'll post as is (typos and all). I'd should also mention that the amoging done by my friends only helped and added a new challenge to my evening so I harbor no ill will towards them.

so M and i went to a book reading last night we had to piss so we duck into a bar and take a shot to so we don't feel bad about using the restroom
immediately we start talking to the girl next to us and hang out for about five minutes
then we leave, but after the reading we go back to the bar and she's still there
so M sends a drink down to her
(your move), we were waiting to smile crookedly but she ended up coming over
so we're talking mike's trying to run game straight from the book on her and she's not buying
so i get her sitting down at a table next to me and we start talking but the whole time A and M are amoging me
they had made a bet with the other bar patrons about who was going to close me or them
anyway they eventually get tired of standing there like idiots and leave, i opt to stay behind she has two full beers so i start drinking one
(p.s. you should save this and post it on c3)
anyway we talk turns out she has a boyfriend, but i can't tell it she's living with him or not
but we part ways and i invite her to A's party on Friday so she writes my number down, but when i ask for hers she says her phone is being changed over from michingan to sf because she just moved
but i've already seen her on it so i get a side hug and leave
Do you think she'll call?

me: dude that's awesome!
Yes I do think she'll call
or at least text



Also the reading was poorly attended but was enlivened by a stoned M sitting in the back laughing hysterically
There was also a girl who sat front and center and seemed eerily enamored with the author
When she got her book signed he said "To whom should I inscribe it" Her reply "pick a name for me, who do I look like to you"
His weary retort, "I'm not playing this game"
Anyway we ran around the Haight drunk until 11 and now I'm exhausted
A felt up some homeless lady
She wanted him too

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Dudes-

Even though we're fucking around, I assume we're all headed somewhere too. In the middle of a transformation of sorts.

And even though becoming irresistable with the ladies is NOT the major goal in life, it's maybe the most interesting one for now. (Speaking of becoming irresistable: I just saw about 15 minutes of "Gossip Girl" and now I basically want to live like a rich prep school student in New York.)

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