Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Soon

Johnny6 is on the cusp of the 30 day challenge. But what would a man as capable, charismatic, and downright charming as me do to inaugurate such an auspicious occasion, one which the scribes of tomorrow will write about? Well, I think my unveiling will be at a book reading in a nearby city. The author, a 27 year old female just debuted a novel about autistic children. The audience, a 26 year old devilishly handsome wunderkid named Johnny6. How shall I have her sign my book:

Johnny6, Thank you for revealing there is more than stories about emotionally stunted children in the world. The next book shall bear a dedication to you.
Your's always,
Author.

I don't think I'd sell that one on ebay, times might get tough; it happens. But what of the following 29 days? A rampage through local bars, a smiling tornado picking up all the women in front of me. Most likely. It will all end at a Mickey Avalon show late August with me and Protag. Prof. you and Maverick are welcome to join.

2 comments:

Protagonist said...

Triple points if you ask the author out for a drink after the reading. Quadruple if she's hot!

Jon said...

What if I ask and am denied. How many points for that?